It's Friday. You deserve some time to watch five minute bursts of supreme hilarity. You keep telling yourself that.
1. Dramatic Chipmunk
Or, as the love of my life and all the other Internet pedants pointed out, the dramatic prairie dog.
2. European Union "Let's Come Together"
Sort of safe. Depending on your workplace. If you work for Peter Stringfellow you're probably okay (relatively speaking).
3. Mika Brzezinski and the Paris Hilton (non) story
She's such a journalist. Gah. My woman of the month.
4. Marge Simpson Googles herself
"I thought Googling yourself meant the other thing..."
5. Zara reviews the Vortex Vaccum Vibrator
Oh, stop smirking.

The dramatic chipmonk is one of the funniest things i've seen in a looooooong time! Is it even real??