No, it's not some kind of lap dancing convention, it's the latest attempt to create clothing that controls your iPod. In this case the clothing in question is a bikini which has iPod controls built into the fabric of the top. This will save you precious seconds every day as, rather than reach down and use the controls on the iPod itself, all you'll have to do is reach up and have a quick fiddle with your boobs. Yes. Am I persuading you to buy this yet?
Unfortunately, the sample bikini shown here does have something of the "pole dancer" look about it, and I'm not sure if there are other styles available, or indeed where you can buy this one from, but maybe that's a good thing?
[via Engadget]
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wow! it's like "I want to go to the next track, can you press my breast?" lol!