The coughing ashtray is your guilty conscience.. : Shiny Shiny

coughing%20ashtray.jpg
..as with every nicotine filled drag it coughs and splutters its poor little battery led life out. Shaped alarmingly like a pair of lungs, every time your cigarette is placed on its pure red bronchioles it starts to cough and scream as if some nasty person was sparking fire on its insides; hmm, that would be you. It also heralds goodbye to that sneaky fag as all the chocking and screaming is sure to alert any of those pious non smokers just what you are up to. That just means you’ll have to resort too ashing on the pavement though, doesn’t it? May help all those looking to quit for July..