
Have some willy with your wheat with the penis pasta. Cook it as you usually would, with tomatoes or pasta sauce, but you may want to go easy on the cheese.. One word- Why? Surely the market that this pasta is aimed at no longer needs persuasion to munch through their own weight in carbs, circa 1990’s when us impressionable adolescents were tricked into swallowing pasta by the truckload due to devious methods of shaping it as My Little Pony or Mr Men! And don’t even get me started on the novelty colours.. Surely the ‘hen party’ crowd it’s aimed at will be too busy imbibing their BMI in alcohol than chowing down on some mini-men? Still, where there’s a willy there’s a way..
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I was just recently in Rome, and this stuff is EVERWHERE. Not only do they have penis shaped pasta, but it comes in a womanly variety too.
I don't want to be eating any ha-ha's or he-he's anytime in the near future though, even if it is just pasta.