Live at the Madison Square Gardens...is this WWE microphone! : Shiny Shiny

According to Vivid Imaginations, wrestlers actually talk. See, I just thought they grunted like bulls and squealed like little piglets, but what do I look like, a wrestling fanatic? Perhaps the company's name, Vivid Imaginations, is a clue - maybe they have the same opinion on wrestlers as I do. Either way, if you fancy becoming a wrestler yourself and need to practise the err, voices of Undertaker, Rey Mysterio and Triple H [HHH], this WWE microphone comes pre-loaded with key phrases from each wrestler, and also acts as a voice-morpher with the simple press of a button. When launched, it should be about £14.99 from Play.com - just don't forget the red cut-off catsuit. Grrrr.