Would you ever use a Solar Powered Bikini?

Say hello to the Solar Powered Bikini. Designed by Andrew Schneider, and using 1" x 4" photovoltaic film strips that supply 6.5 volts at 1.5 amps, this *useful* bikini can charge up your iPod, camera, phone, and anything else you so desire...all while tanning. I know there's the argument of it being "Green" and environmentally safe...But, it's a freaking bikini. I find this sort of irritating. Can you swim in it? What if you sweat too much? Does it come in a one-piece? I wonder if anyone actually finds this useful. Would y'all actually charge up your phone with a Solar Powered Bikini? Or more importantly, would you ever wear this out in public?
[via Gizmodiva]

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