We wish we'd thought of it: 10 boob-related products

American Inventor Spot have a lot of time on their hands. Sadly, and by their own admission, they are lacking in another area - breasts. To try to address this, they put together a Top 10 of mammary-inspired products. Whilst they were just trying to recreate that most hallowed of boy activities - groping - we here are taking it as a Fabulous Celebration of Being a Girl, and reclaiming what could otherwise be seen as, frankly, quite pervy. Hooray for us.

10: Bazoonga slippers.
Gadgets no, feet warming yes.

9. Melons remote
You can flip up the bikini top to reveal the channel up and down buttons. How nice.

8. ChestRest mouse mat
Let's face it - having two lumps on the front of your chest has never been ergonomical. Now, finally, boobs can actually reduce the risk of work place injury.

7. Boob mouse
Odd looking breasts, but that just reflects the many shapes and sizes we can boast in real life.

6. Baps egg mould
Not only can you make your fried eggs look like, well, fried eggs, it's also non-stick. Man, they thought of everything!

5. Lils blindfold
... because you'll be able to sleep much better with a couple of kergongas strapped to your face

4. Bobbing norks bath plug
Do try not to get confused and go pulling at the wrong set to empty the bath.

3. Titty hand massager
Use it the boob equivalent of the old banana/condom teaching aid for hapless boys everywhere.

2. Jug soap dispenser
Again, as above, but for lessons in the bathroom.

1. Hooters lamp
Mens eyes tend to wander about 10 inches south of the average girls face, like moths to the flame. Now, give them the chance to permanently damage their retina in exchange for staring at a set of breasts.