Whilst real life boys are to varying degrees unreliable, smelly and sometimes a bit stupid, the Roboboyfriend sets to remedy this and create you the perfect relationship. You can change the facial features according to your tastes, as well as the build. He's then yours to interact with - set him to 'Let's Talk' to hear all about his feelings, further confirming the fact that Gipetto - he's not a real boy.
His internal calendar allows him to book restaurants and tickets for key events such as your birthday, and he can interact with your set-top box and make sure your favourite programmes are recorded. No word on pricing yet (we're guessing it'll be a fair amount) but it's due to be available in time for Christmas from IWOOT.com.
Product page: IWOOT
Nikon S1000pj: World's First Projector Camera
No way near subtle enough to fool anyone
Hmm, does he come with in in built vibrator? Then he'd be worth investing in ;-)
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anyway. Can we all laugh at susi now or was she in on it =P =D