Inflate and deflate your cleavage at will... if you must

Sometimes a product comes along that makes me despair for women... I know being adorably fickle is all part of the Maudrey charm but honestly, adjustable breast implants?

The idea is they're popped in as normal, leaving a subcutaneous port hanging around inside your body just waiting to be gradually adjusted by a surgeon if you've changed your mind and want to refine your cup size. It's even become a routine office procedure that'll see you topping up (or deflating in horror) at the end of a needle.

I can possibly see the use for these in reconstructive surgery to ensure a new breast matches evenly with its sibling. But for those girls considering cosmetic augmentation all I can suggest is that therapy that teaches you to love your assets whatever their size might be a more worthwhile investment in the long run.

[via OhGizmo]

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