Do your thumbs have what it takes?

So, you think you're the speediest texter in all the land? Here's your chance to find out. LG is hosting the National Texting Championship in New York on 21 April, and you and your freakishly coordinated thumbs could win up to $25,000. The goal is to be the first member of your "pool" to send an error-free message to the correct number in order to advance to the next level. No abbreviations allowed, no predictive text, and I'm guessing the last round will consist of having to correctly text an Emily Dickinson poem, complete with all of the crazy punctuations. Sadly, if you're not an LG customer, you cannot enter, but if you are, and you're in New York, the East Coat Texting Queen crown could totally be yours! However, there will be a final battle to the death between the West Coast and East Coast champions, and only then will we know who is the biggest texting loser speedster in America.