Wear your heart on your pants with these fabulous knickers from Think Geek.
Depending on which style you go for (from what I can tell you're stuck with the colour they've picked for each design), you can either make your nether regions forbidden (403), afraid (413), a size queen (411), or accommodating (200). At $7.99 a pair, the only thing holding me back is the obscene UK shipping costs. Americans, I beg you to make your geeky boyfriends - some of you must be dating the boyfriend el33t - smile even more than usual next time they get your trousers down.
Do it for me, and for them.
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