The world's techiest toilet.

So you're a g33k. Slashdot on your favourites, b3ta in your heart, and World of Warcarft haunting your dreams. It's okay, we understand.

Earlier this week we brought you the Ergopod 500, the computer 'desk' designed to prevent you from ever leaving your bed. But what about when nature calls, we wondered. Well, now we know. The boys over at Tech Digest have found a loo that comes packed "with a 20-inch Philips LCD TV, an Xbox 360 console, a DVD player, a Gateway EMachine laptop with robot arm (don't even ask how that's used...), an iPod docking station with its own toilet-paper dispenser, a TiVo DVR, an Avanti refridgerator with beer tap, an exercise bike, and an electric cup warmer."

Get both, and never be pwned again. Except by life.