You know those times when you can't spare even a minute to get the toilet? No, me neither. Some people actually are that busy, though (and some are just that lazy), and those people are in for a treat.
That treat is called the eToilet: it's made by Microsoft (who, of course, have a vested interest in helping people remain glued to their computer screens at all times) and it contains a 21-inch flat-screen monitor which has touch-screen controls and swivels round when you're, er, in situ, and there's even a special proximity sensor to protect it from splashes. And with that lovely image in your mind, it only remains for me to tell you that the retail price will be between $499 and $599, and it's expected to launch next month.
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OK. So.. Apple makes the iPhone to reinvent the cellular phone and people hate on their brilliance.
Microsoft makes... A $600 eTOILET... and no one has anything bad to say???
Well.. i guess it was the next step. MS has being giving the world shyte products for years... now they have made a crapper for us to put some of it in.
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This news is fake.
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'lol' appears to be right - CrunchGear.com ends its article "This entry was posted on Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 at 9:24 am and is filed under News, Microsoft, hot, wtf, fake, etoilet" is a bit of a giveaway!