USB key that saves your data, sees your future : Shiny Shiny

I'll be honest with you: I'm stunned to discover that a USB key with built-in scrying software isn't being put out by Solid Alliance. However, it seems this USB device, available in 256MB, 512MB or 1GB sizes and with the fortune-telling stylings of psychic Masako Mitaki, is in fact, from a company called Princeton. So frankly, I can't wait to see what they come up with next. And before you scoff, Masako Mitaki is a well-known psychic (albeit in Japan) and has cocreated the software which reads your data and makes the prediction about your future. Presumably it's something more indepth than reading your calendar entries.