Hottie Amps: Would you like some sparkle with your rock?

Observant readers may remember that I long to be a rockstar but have no talent. Now the crazy designers over at Hottie Amps seem to have given me the motivation I need to buy a guitar and start lessons.

After all, even a complete spendaholic such as myself can't justify spending $149 on an amp they are incapable of using, even if it is sparkly. Solid state amps are fitted into vintage toasters, which are either left chrome or given the sparkle treatment. The amp comes with a six-inch Jensen "MOD" speaker, has an output jack for external speaker cabinets, and is powered by an included 9-volt battery. I don't think it still functions as a toaster, though, and more's the pity.