Dear Santa,
When I was a little girl, all I ever wanted was a shiny new bicycle for Christmas. Now I'm all growed up and can buy my own bikes, but I live at the bottom of a hill that requires climbing spikes, oxygen and a liberal supply of Kendal Mint Cake to scale. I don't want thighs like Daniel Craig, Santa (unless they're attached to the rest of Daniel Craig of course) so please could you pop this Urban Mover Electric bicycle under the tree for me this Christmas. It's got a rechargeable electric motor that should allow me to power up the streets of South East London leaving hordes of red-faced, sinewy-calved commuters huffing and puffing in my wake. So not only is it eco-friendly and thigh-friendly, it also allows me to appear fit and healthy without obliging me to break into a sweat.
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