The pensioners of the future won't complain about arthritis and dodgy knees: no, they'll be too busy whining about injuries picked up while sitting immobile in front of a PC for hours on end, trust me. Or they will unless they buy one of these, obviously. It's a USB massager, designed to be kept in your desk drawer and whipped out any time there's a part of your body in need of some tender, loving care. Needless to say, the massager just plugs into your computer's USB port and it's good to go. And so will you be...
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