
Yes, it's hideous looking. Yes, it's likely to be brought out for one party and then sent to dust gather under the sink til the next Big Clean. But by god I want one. Pouring Sex on the Beach from this, my tacky cocktail of choice, I imagine would make it taste a million times more decadent. And imagine the strange looks to be had when you're lounged in front of Eastenders or Friends. It also looks a teeny bit like the Tik Tok, the barrel-chested tin man in Return to Oz, which can only be a good thing.
You can get one for £49.95 from Firebox.

looks like a turbocharged version of the 70's punch bowls that everyone's mum has hidden away in the garage.
i'm in love.