If you've ever felt the urge to shoot up your office... You can sublimate it with the Duck Shooting Gallery. Actually, why sublimate when you can actually shoot? The laser hits sensors on the shooting gallery, so it actually knocks over the ducks, plus keeps track of your score and plays increasingly loud scary music as you get better at it. £25. [GT]
Duck Shooting Gallery [via Tech Digest]
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I know someone in my office who fits in with your opening statement.
Do you really think this will satisfy his desire, or just give him target practice?