I'm not sure what it is about unconventional cutlery that we love so much here at Shiny Towers. But love it we do. Or did. Until I found these Finger Forks, which seem to do not much more than make you a distant relative of Edward Scissorhands. They're apparently designed for that awkward situation where you're presented with a buffet, but don't feel it's appropriate to use your fingers. Imagine your guests delight when you whip these babies out. [Via Kitchen Contraptions]
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They frighten me.