Crazy Blender Alarm Clock : Shiny Shiny

I don't know about you, but rather than being roused gently from my slumbers in the morning, I much prefer to be jolted rudely awake by a sound - why, a sound just like a blender would be good! Actually, the Crazy Blender doesn't really sound like a blender. No, it's much worse than that. It wakes you up by jiggling its Styrofoam balls, and playing one of the four most annoying tunes I ever did hear. This would last around five minutes in my house before hitting the bedroom wall, hard. You'll play $30 for the most irritating few seconds of your life.

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