Sonic Boom Sweetheart Alarm Clock : Shiny Shiny

If someone told you were getting a heart-shaped gift and a good bed-shaking, you might think you were in for a saucy Valentine's Day, but if the gift were this clock, all you'd be in for is a rude awakening. Literally. The Sonic Boom Sweetheart Alarm Clock may look like a harmless, cheesy digital clock - but it isn't. in fact, a cheesy looking digital clock that comes complete with an alarm volume of 113db (blessedly adjustable) and a 12 volt bed-shaker. And if all that doesn't wake you, the hot-pink colour (chosen especially to appeal to "young ladies,") should certainly do the job.