It's not a party hat, nor is it a scary looking diaphragm. But its tendency to not look like your average vibrator is the reason that the folks over at sextoys.co.uk reckon you can keep it on your mantelpiece. It's got no less than 16 different settings, and that doesn't even include the Instant Orgasm Button, for those times when an orgasm is just one thing on your very extensive list of Things to Do Today. If you're slightly confused as to how this would actually work, check out the video. Surprisingly, this is Office Friendly.
Product page: £49.99 from Sex Toys