Motorised pool lounger

Der de, der de... der de! Quick, get out of the water, it's heading for you... it's... it's.... not Jaws but a motorised pool lounger. Use the joysticks in the armrests to control two underwater motors as you propell towards your prey/ crush/ towards the bar. This ultimate lounger features built in cup holder (no word on drinking and driving here), supports up to 250 pounds and uses 12 x 1.5V DCell batteries. Get it for $149.95