If Swarovski isn't blingy enough for you by itself, Firejewel may do it. Firejewels are Swarovski crystals with LEDs embedded, so they light up the night like the guy in the song. The light is powered by a tiny battery in the necklace clasp, which provides about 60 hours of light "depending on your color choice, temperature, and different body chemistries." Available in necklaces, bracelets and anklets, or custom creations. Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, white or pink. $44-$49 for the solitaire or $95-$195 for the signature, which has a heap of extra non-glowing crystals. [GT]
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