We're rubbish here in the UK - one small drop of sunshine and we all wilt, which is why these Flowerpower fans are so apt (ooh my aching sides). It's got foam blades so your arm won't get mowed off by the (quite probably) vengeful flower (seeking retribution for the senseless beheadings of so many of its compatriots), plus it comes in six colours so it'll look all nice in your homesteads. It's expensive, mind - £395.
Flowerpower fan [via Funfurde]
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