Love Detector Cellular Service

Star C. Foster Tech

There are a number of ways you can tell that a potential partner is into you; you can try prolonged eye contact, secretly read their blog, ask them to join you for a cup of coffee, or call the Love Detector and then the lad or lass with whom you are besotted on your mobile, and let the Love Detector sort things out for you. 

This pay-per-use phone service claims to analyze voice activity of the person you’re calling to determine their levels of "Excitement", "Concentration," "Anticipation," "Embarrassment" and, of course, their "Love Level" while speaking to you.  Once the conversation has ended, you’ll receive a report via voice message or SMS which will tell you nay ("No High emotional level was detected throughout the conversation. It might be due to the timing or other circumstances, so don’t despair, please try again later!") or yay ("…maybe it is time for you POP THE QUESTION??? HIGH EMOTIONS WERE DETECTED THROUGHOUT THE CONVERSATION and this means, most likely, that LOVE IS DETECTED!") Naturally, what you do with this very emphatic information is down to you.

Access to the Love Detector cellular service is currently limited to areas where they have cellular provider support: Turkey, Hungary, and the UK .  It seems we in the US will have to rely on good old-fashioned flirting and blog-stalking for a while longer. – [Star C. Foster]

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By Star C. Foster | May 4th, 2006

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