Zakang Kiss heart-shaped music players

How's about an MP3 player in the shape of a heart? It's certainly one way to let the world know that you *heart* technology. The Zakang Kiss is a music player that comes complete with the obligatory Swarovski crystals - 23 all told - encrusted on top. It's available in both 128MB and 1GB models and there are three changeable cases included - silver, white and red. Looks like it's not out over here yet, so you'll have to just try to live your life as best you can. I'm sure we'll all muddle through somehow.