*Squeee!* is, I believe, what all the cool kids are writing these days. And that pretty much sums up how I'm feeling about the imminent arrival of Doctor Who, series two (Sky+ series link is all set up and ready). This time, the ladies get something to be excited about in the form of David Tennant, who must give off pheromones through the television. It's the only explanation for his appeal.
And while I ponder just how a weasel-faced man like Tennant can have such a powerful effect on the female population (ah, Casanova!), feast your eyes on these altogether less attractive bits of Doctor Who merchandise.
The Dalek pen will regale you with "Seek, Locate, Annihilate", or "Exterminate", while the TARDIS pen makes time machine noises. Both pens play the Doctor Who theme tune as well.
You can pick the Doctor Who pens up for around £7 from stores including Woolworths, John Lewis, Toys R Us, Debenhams and WHSmith and online from the Gadget Shop.
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SQUEE! The Dalek pen is cute! Now only if I lived in the UK...