Really, what's not to like about a table that converts into a shield and club? The Safe Bedside Table is designed to help you rest easy at night, safe in the knowledge that should anyone try to break into your home, you'll be able to bludgeon them to within an inch of their sorry lives. But it probably won't come to that - the sight of a shrieking naked/pajama'd warrior hurtling towards them brandishing a club and shield is likely to give even the most hardened criminals pause for thought.
James McAdam, the guy responsible, has come up with some other neat stuff as well, including a glow in the dark night blanket for children and a bar table that turns into a sofa
James McAdam (Thanks Peter!)
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