Warm, Fuzzy Winter Bra

You know how much we Brits like to talk about the weather, and understandably so - there's so much of the bloody stuff over here. After a freakishly warm end to October, it's now cold enough to freeze the balls off that much afflicted brass monkey, which is why I need to get me one of these warm fuzzy winter bras. Triumph is the company responsible and the Warm Biz Bra is part of Japan's nationwide campaign to get people to wrap up warm instead of wasting energy. As well as being all furry, the bra also comes with microwavable inserts that you can heat up for even toastier baps, and the long arm straps can be worn as a scarf as well. I suspect this one is likely to be a bit more noticeable under your clothes than Triumph's much-copied T-Shirt bra, but if you're doing your bit to save the planet, keeping your lovely lady lumps warm is the least you can do. (PS. That song makes me want to vomit.)

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