I may be the hairiest person I know (men included), but I just cannot muster up excitement about a razor. Fact is, the hair on my legs is thicker than oak tree saplings and the blades are always blunter than Posh Spice's wit after the first use - no matter how many you slap on the razor. But while I'm far from excited about a Gillette's new 5-blade razor, I couldn't pass up the opportunity to post this story from The Onion (caution: NSFW, naughty swear words) from February last year.
[Found via the Holy Moly mailout (caution: NSFW, even naughtier swear words)]
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