Wow, they really will slap a lowercase "i" and a set of speakers on anything these days...even furniture. Case in point: the iJoy ZipConnect Robotic Massage Chair. For just shy of a grand, you too can own a massage chair with a built-in speakers and sub-woofer.
Despite the nominal "i", the iJoy can accomodate any audio source "with a headphone jack," however, for an extra ten dollars, you can add on a Zipconnect charger/player for your iPod or Shuffle.
Best I can tell, the massage function is meant to benefit the human who parks their posterior in the seat and not to the MP3 player...but with the way iPod accessories seem to be catering more to machine than man these days, one can never be too sure. - [Star C. Foster]
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