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Samsung's Egèo SGH-A400 Cellphone for Women

Egeo_2Samsung is very concered that we ladies have cellphones to suit our every shallow need, and so they are offering the SGH-A400 Egèo -  "a beautiful symbol of your aristocratic dignity" that will "glow in your hands like a precious gem."  The product description doesn't mention - but we'll assume that somewhere between being dignified and glowing, it will actually make phone calls as well.

The Egèo offers the standard extras:  wireless infrared, WAP, games, SMS.   Additionally, like its predecessor the pearly pink E530, the Egèo comes fully equipped with Samsungs female-centric features:  a Bio rhythm indicator, a calorie counter & the infamous Pink Schedule. 

I can't help but wonder if the fine folks at Samsung have ever met any actual women, because not only do they assume that we've all been waiting for a mobile to tell us that we're moody, how much our moodiness is causing us to binge, and when our hormones say we'll be moody again - the Egèo goes one step further to ensure our persistent moodiness by including a "Fatness Calculator" - which can tell users if they are "thin, normal, slight fat or fat."  I can only assume the Fatness Calculator is a marketing ploy, designed to increase the need for replacement phones after we've chucked our original judgemental mobile under a bus.   -[Star C. Foster]

The Samsung GSM | SGH-A400 (via Monkeyfilter)

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