Moose-ic to your ears

Wall-hanging stag heads are normally associated with the palatial homes of scary hunting, shooting, fishing country folk, rather than the rather more modest terraced abodes of smug, post-modern, karaoke-obsessed urbanites. But thanks to Buck all that is about to change. Not the usual stuffed trophy brought back after a day spent terrorising the local wildlife, Buck, who is hewn completely from quality plastic and other cool man made fibres, is actually the first stag, outside of a few haunted Scottish castles, who's able to wink, talk and deliver a note-perfect rendition of Suspicious Minds.

You can control him too via a cunning combination of a remote control and a wireless microphone. So you can be in one room while your voice is relayed through Buck in the next - thereby scaring the wits out of your guests. To comfort them after their shock you can get Buck to sing one of the five other songs in his repertoire including big Shiny fave Rawhide and that paen to our home town - Sweet Home Alabama. Buck can also detect motion and will burst into song if anyone approaches him, a gambit guaranteed to hospitalize any passing burglar. About a million times cooler than those cheesy singing fish so beloved of Tony Blair our only quibble is that at £179.95 he's a little dear (oops). Get yours here. [Sheroo Crosby]